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Joke of the Day

"[knocking on my neighbor's door] hi i just moved to the neighborhood & im legally required to inform u that i enjoyed the star wars prequels"

"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"TIL I'm bad at posting at the right subreddit"

"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"

"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."

"Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party. It was a total buzzkill."

"Who will stop Donald Trump? The First Amendment people."

"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""

"Two cows are standing in a field One cow says ""moooooo"" the other cow says ""fuck! I was just about to say that"""

"make it happen."""