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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."

"I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage."

"Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton."

"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action... And opened another register"

"Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased."

"What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane? If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor"

"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"

"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."

"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""