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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."

"a man walks into a bar he had a concussion and died"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"

"Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists."

"One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken."

"I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song."

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"Here's a dirty joke A clown in the mud."

"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"

"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."