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Joke of the Day
"Im not sure who named the Gregorian calender ,probably some guy called Greg. Or Ian."
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"How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope."
"What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico."
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"
"Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet."
"I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend."
"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"
"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"GROCER: slide your card ME: it didn't work GROCER: does it have a chip? ME: *puts hand over pringle in my pocket I was saving for later* no"