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Joke of the Day

"I'm done congratulating people for having babies. Parents have been getting praise for having sex incorrectly for way too long."

"Yo daddy jokes? Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!"

"What do you call closet Purge ?"

"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""

"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."

"What's the dieeference between /r/Showerthoughts and /r/jokes?"

"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."

"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."

"Whenever someone makes a premature blanket conclusion based on a single piece of information... I automatically assume they're a complete idiot."