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Joke of the Day
"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."
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"When preparing blood sausage, never cook it in the same pan as crip sausage."
"have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris"
"My workout schedule: 1. Run half mile 2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights 3. 35 year break 4. Protein shake 5. Repeat"
"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"
"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."
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"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"