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"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"

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"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."
"A man orders soup at a restaurant. The waiter sets his plate down and he sees a fly in the bowl... So he asks the waiter, ""What's this fly doing in my soup?"" The waiter responds, ""The backstroke."""
"ANY voicemail left by the elderly starts off with 2 minutes of ""HELLO? HELLO?"" and ends with them trying to dial another number."
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"If you don't wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren't really raising teens."
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