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Joke of the Day

"Just passed a cop on a bicycle, I hope I used my turn signal properly or I might get a detention or whatever they hand out"

"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."

"What would the world be like without women? A real pain in the ass!"

"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."

"Women always had all the power over me on first dates, especially when they had googly eyes on their chest."

"*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: ""Confused about who to vote for?"" Me: ""What? No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."""

"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."

"My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time."

"What's a rancher's favorite sex position? Doggy style. You can't really do much else to a horse."