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Joke of the Day

"Why is modern porn so awful?! What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!"

"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."

"I'd read books on my iPad but it has movies and those work better with my stupid."

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What is Hitler's favourite beauty product? Polish Remover"

"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"

"A boy swallows a whole jar of coins... A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, ""No change yet."""

"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"

"Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance."

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"