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Joke of the Day

"Why is modern porn so awful?! What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!"

"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."

"Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking..."

"Store: help wanted Me: *applies for job* Store: ""no, not you"""

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me...."

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, they caught him."

"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."

"What did Marvin Gaye's dad say to him on his birthday? Son, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you."

"War vets with prosthetic limbs are running marathons and I'm busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord."