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Joke of the Day

"Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick"

"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."

"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."

"I bought Nickelback's greatest hits And it was just a blank CD."

"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."

"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark."

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."