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Joke of the Day
"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."
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"Just stabbed my uterus with a tampon."
"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful, everything is falling out from the other side."""
"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."
"Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!"
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"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."
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