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Joke of the Day

"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."

"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"

"The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baa, the cat goes meow... ...the dog goes Ed...Ward."

"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"

"Republicans run for office by saying the government doesn't work... Then they get elected and prove it."

"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."

"What do you call someone who tops Darth Vader during sex? An Invader."

"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."