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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."
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"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."
"What building has the most stories to tell? The library."
"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."
"What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?"
"Are you Flappy Bird? 'Cuz I wanna tap you till you crash."
"Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks."
"Me: Excited for the dance? 13yo: No, because you and mom will be there. Me: But I've been workin on my twerkin! 13yo: I need new parents."
"Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink."
"I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."