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Joke of the Day
"If my cat didn't want to smoke cigarettes then he never should have bought that leather jacket"
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you feed your self with that?"
"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"
"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."
"I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !"
"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."
"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"
"Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together."
"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"