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Joke of the Day
"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."
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"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."
"Talk to your kids about drugs. Talk to your stepdads about jazz. Like, just generally be polite and ask people about their interests."
"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"""How do you perform mediation?"" ""Meditation? Uuuummmmmmm........"""
"A magician was driving in his car... ...and he turned into a driveway."
"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."
"Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently they're starting fires across town."
"What happened when Canada got rid of the penny? Canadians became *penniless*"
"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"