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Joke of the Day

"Where did Little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!"

"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."

"I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank"

"I went on a date with a Vacuum Salesperson last night... It sucked."

"Woman always call me ugly until I tell them how much money I earn Then they call me both ugly and poor"

"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"

"[PRESS CONFERENCE] Me: I'm going on the record. Yes, I'd go back in time to kill a baby Reporter: you mean Baby Hitler? Me: sure, whoever"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face."

"Why did the carpenter's wife leave him? He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her."

"TIFU Down was jealous."