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Joke of the Day

"Saw a sign outside of an office building which said.. .. ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot"

"Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today? It's rare to see a medium well done."

"What's the worst thing about alcoholics? They wine too much."

"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."

"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""hey, I got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""hey you got a drink named Steve?!"""

"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"

"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""