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Joke of the Day

"Saw a sign outside of an office building which said.. .. ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"Jared gives a new meaning to ""Eat Fresh!"" How ""Fresh"" we talkin?"

"Are you a whore? Because you are priceless to me."

"Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot"

"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"

"People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution."

"How do cannibals pick up women? With a fork"