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Joke of the Day

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face."

"I went to the Reddit tennis tournament. All the servers were busy."

"It's weird to sit and not eat, right?"

"This morning I woke up confused and in the dark. Then it dawned on me."

"I'd like to go to Holland some day... Wooden shoe?"

"what was wrong with the air? the swine flu"

"Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that's not a good tweet but I'm getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics."

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money."

"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."