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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."

"What do you call a Mormon action hero? Jean-Claude Van Darn"

"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."

"[boarding plane with really old pilot] ""think his heart will hold out? lol"" attendent: excuse me, sir? ""depart out, what time do we leave?"""

"Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK. ""Do I know you?"" ""I follow you on twitter."""

"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said, ""Thanks"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."

"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."

"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."

"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"