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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."

"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."

"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."

"A tree walks into a bar ... The bartender asks him to leave."

"An infinite number of redditors walk into r/Jokes But they can't get past the infinite mathematicians and cows"

"if you write something and include a ""tl;dr"" version that just means you're shitty at keeping peoples attention with your awful writing"

"Steve would be a terrible name for a pegasus."

"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."

"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"

"Some days I think Forrest had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running."