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Joke of the Day

"People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel."

"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"

"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"

"Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's.... Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school."

"Why did the 80-year-old man call his dick Jesus? It takes 3 days for it to rise again."

"Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists."

"If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too."

"How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time."

"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."

"Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be."