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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of dating 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!"
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"What did the human call the bee after it stung him? An ass hole"
"I just spent fifteen minutes wondering how mermaids poop in case anyone out there is looking for a best friend or arch nemesis or something."
"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"
"What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !"
"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."
"I was relieved when the cop gave me a ticket for driving without headlights. I thought I was going blind."
"The mall Im a New Yorker, and I hate malls. I like to compare them to hell. The average mall has seven levels, the people their want you to go to the mall, and everyone there is republican"
"Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about"
"Being Mute. Being mute means never having to say you're sorry."