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"*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* ""Yes?"" Help my knee is made of magnets"
"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"
"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."
"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."
"I got sacked from the dodgems. I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal."
"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."
"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."
"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."
"My computer has a virus. It's called the common cold. It makes your computer freeze up."