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Joke of the Day
"Dammit I hate when the bus breaks down and I am far and away the most delicious looking passenger."
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"How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it."
"What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet..."
"*hits on a guy* He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong."
"My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons ""speech impediment"" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work"
"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls."
"Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park"""
"A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer He was charged with wonton destruction of property"
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."