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Joke of the Day

"My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons ""speech impediment"" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work"

"Someone just used the phrase, 'that's a big load', on this conference call, and suddenly I'm paying attention."

"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."

"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"

"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"

"Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first."

"What do ghosts give birth to? Boo-bies."

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""

"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it."