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Joke of the Day
"Not saying you're shady but there is a family of squirrels gathered around your ankles."
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"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee you racist fuck."
"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."
"What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole"
"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
"Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator."
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"Girls at parties are like parking spaces, if you're late all the good ones are gone, So when nobody's looking you stick it in the disabled one...."