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Joke of the Day
"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."
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"Hey, guy who contacts Batman with a spot light in the sky, pretty sure you can just text him now, it is 2012."
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"I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her"
"[first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once"
"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"