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Joke of the Day

"HOW TO BEAT YOUR COMPUTER AT CHESS WITHIN 5 SECONDS: just set the difficulty to OBAMA.It will never come up with a strategy."

"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"

"Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?"

"Love is like a fart If you have to try its just shit"

"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."

"I don't know if digital anal sex toys would be legal.... But iAnal"

"What are snails trying to do? Their best"

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"How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in."

"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"