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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clever pig? Cunningham"
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"Marriage is a 3 ring circus. . . The engagement ring, The wedding ring And the suffeRING."
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*"
"My special power is reading about a disease and developing all the related symptoms within an hour."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it"
"2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don't lick the dog. 2: He licked me first."
"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."
"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."