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Joke of the Day

"House Painter I was a house painter for five years, I never thought I was going to get that house painted."

"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"

"The reward for a job well done is more work."

"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."

"Forced to use Axe Shampoo & Conditioner this morning and now my hair is high fiving people and calling them Braaaah."

"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."

"[on way to play charades with gf's family] I don't wanna go why I don't wanna look silly you won't *first thing I have to act out is pasta*"

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"

"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it."