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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig 'em."
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"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."
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"[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted"
"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"
"What's the difference between my dick and my jokes? My girlfriend never laughs at my jokes"
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"SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."
"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."