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Joke of the Day
"[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted"
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"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""
"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""
"What's black and white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin"
"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."
"What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit"
"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."
"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"
"Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy"
"What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea? A start."