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Joke of the Day
"I have a real super power of stopping bullets with my face... once."
Next Joke
"Judge: *whispering* pls stop introducing yourself like this just because u work in my chambers it doesn't m- Me: YES HI IM HIS CHAMBERMAID"
"What are peas attracted to? Chickpeas"
"What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat? Pounce..."
"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"
"Doctor... can I bathe with diarrhea? Hmm, yes if you shit enough..."
"Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs."
"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."
"Cemetery A priest goes for a walk in the cemetery before breakfast and sees a man crouching by a tombstone. The priest says to the man ""Morning!"" He replies ""No actually, I'm taking a shit!"""
"Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop"