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Joke of the Day
"If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson what song would you get? ""Beeflt!"""
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"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."
"[last supper] ""Wine!"" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. ""Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."""
"What do you call a pessimistic pelican? A pelican't."
"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""
"[pitching movie] ""It's Titanic..."" Go on ""from the iceberg's perspective"" holy shit"
"Everybody had heard we were running out of space in the file cabinet, so they all rushed to get their documents put away. It was a self-fullfiling prophesy."
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"
"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, no minors."""
"what do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? What do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? They are both pussies who were discovered on the internet."