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Joke of the Day
"Doctor... can I bathe with diarrhea? Hmm, yes if you shit enough..."
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"I give in to peer pressure My friends went on a diet, so I joined in to try to fit in."
"My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice. Five and Alive."
"The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt"
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"What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave? Aight I'll calcu-lata"
"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"
"I don't attend funerals, even if I was close with the deceased. I'm just not a mourning person."
"What do you call a jockey that doesn't get blowjobs? A headless horseman!"
"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."