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Joke of the Day
"What did one dick say to the other dick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."
Next Joke
"It's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be a paramedic."
"What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !"
"I feel quite light today. Pounds aren't what they used to be."
"Wanna hear a joke about a German sausage? Nevermind, it's my wurst joke"
"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."
"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."
"What is Donald trumps favorite street? Wall Street *badum tshhh*"
"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."