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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES???"
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"A son Whale asks a father Whale ""Where did I come from?"" The father Whale replies ""From my penis"" The son Whale says ""Oh....thanks"" Father Whale says ""You're Whalecum"""
"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."
"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""
"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."
"China are probably making all the medals anyway."
"What's the difference between a Therapist and The Rapist? Just a little space"
"Mrs. Bigger liked telling everyone her newborn baby boy was a lot bigger than she was... But he was really just a little Bigger."
"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."
"How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws."