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Joke of the Day

"My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar. Easier said than did."

"Today in 1775, Jane Austen was born. She wrote ""Sense & Sensibility,"" ""Pride & Prejudice,"" and ""Lust & Lunchables."""

"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"

"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."

"a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. ""ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?"" said the girl. ""no, we cant"" the guy replied. ""why?"" ""it's Haram, Bae"""

"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""

"What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen."

"Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere."

"Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power."