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Joke of the Day

"I was looking for hours for my thread on Reddit.. Turns out I was browsing with the popular filter :("

"Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'"

"Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."

"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."

"I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything."

"If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I'd probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it."

"Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing."

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"