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Joke of the Day
"What do a Prostitute and a politician have in common? they both take money for lip-service."
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"Did you hear the one about the wooden car? With the wooden wheels? And the wooden engine? .... it wooden work"
"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fits like a glove."
"Cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."
"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"
"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."
"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"
"Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore"
"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"