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Joke of the Day

"What do a Prostitute and a politician have in common? they both take money for lip-service."

"A is for Apple - Hester Pryne"

"What mental illness does Hank Hill have? Propanic Depression"

"Did you know David Guetta was French? In fact, I heard, in his hometown, he's also called David BaGuetta! HA^HA^HA^HA^Ha^ha"

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. There's a mile between each 's'."

"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."

"I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away."

"I try to look on the bright side of everything, except for the sun, because it burns my retinas"

"I do not need to have a threesome... ... if I want to disappoint two people at once, I go to dinner with my parents."

"September just ended... Someone should wake up Green Day."