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Joke of the Day

"Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son."

"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"Where do you put dead typists? In the `!"

"What's a communist's favourite beverage? Leninade"

"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"

"If you are unsure whether your kitten is male or female try this: - Tickle it - If HE laughs it's a male - If SHE laughs it's a female"

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A Tire."

"There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes They haven't had any gigs yet."