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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the vampire at the circus? He went straight for the juggler"

"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."

"I am liking the people from Finland They always finish"

"My ex was a true professional.she said ""you are fired"" when we broke up."

"9*picking his nose* wife:Get your finger out of your nose! me [alone in the bedroom] *takes finger out of nose* *whispers* How did she know?"

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"There is little hope for the person who becomes addicted to cold turkey."

"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"

"What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast? Cronflakes."

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