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Joke of the Day
"There is little hope for the person who becomes addicted to cold turkey."
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"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."
"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eye's!"
"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."
"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."
"Ok so the Past, the Present, and the Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"Why are all jewish men circumcised? ...because jewish women don't take anything without 10% off."
"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."