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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker? (first post) Ace of spays"
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"Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!"
"If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention"
"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"
"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"
"Facebook is down, so don't say prayer doesn't work."
"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."
"Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies."
"The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car"