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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish thief say to the cops when he turned himself in? I gillt was killing me."

"Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having."

"I like my women like I like my friends Exploitable"

"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"

"probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie."

"If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask ""Is this Led Zeppelin?"""

"[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS? WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk."

"Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher? Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies."

"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."

"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""