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Joke of the Day

"Do you need a bag? I had just bought a box of condoms when the cashier asked, ""Do you need a bag?"" I replied, ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."

"Only in Scotland, will you ever see a man take a piss on a door, then open it and walk inside. (credit: Frankie Boyle)"

"Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers."

"Fart tutor wanted, must have references"

"There's a nun at my church who occasionally does stuff involving leather. And I'm okay with that, I really am. Just so long as she doesn't make a habit out of it."

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."

"Did you hear the bus drivers story? Me neither i was on the back of the bus..."

"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""