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Joke of the Day
"What begins with P and ends with orn? Popcorn, of course!"
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"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"
"I went to the doctor the other day with a nasty pain in my ass Turns out he already met my wife."
"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."
"Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game? Because Japan isn't good at basketball."
"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"
"On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese."
"God: ""Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?"" Frog: ""ribbit"" God: ""haha, alright man"""
"Clown 2: Sorry man. You got outvoted by us, 42-1. We want to listen to ICP Clown 1: My VW Bug. I'm driving the carpool. It's Streisand."