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Joke of the Day

"Me and my Pink Floyd cover band played at an Epilepsy Awareness Concert... ... we absolutely killed!"

"The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They're definitely tator-taught."

"What do you call a male prostitute who can't stop laughing? A giggle-o"

"A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?"

"Give someone fire and they'll be warm for a day. Throw someone into fire and they'll be warm for the reat of their life."

"Joke a friend made up What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh? A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff."

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"

"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

"Just found out that my sexy new girlfriend stays in shape by playing football. She's a keeper."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."