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Joke of the Day

"This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore"

"The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"

"Senator Clinton what is your favorite flavor of pie Well the Republicans........... Edit: Secretary"

"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."

"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."

"A neutron orders a drink at a bar. When it comes time to pay, the neutron asks how much did the drink come to. The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"Check this one out: **1**"

"Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge"

"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."