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Joke of the Day

"""I hope these bad jokes distract you from the fact you're getting screwed."" - Car insurance commercials"

"World of Warcraft. The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest."

"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."

"A friend asked how I'd describe a hot air balloon, and I just told him it's a lot like my ex, but with a basket."

"Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the stove? ... He had foam on the range."

"Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks."

"Why can't you hang out with bears? Their bad breath is un-bear-able."

"What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill? Designer jeans."