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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean? Root Beer Floats!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"

"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."

"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."

"If you say ""Starbucks"" in the mirror 3 times, a girl in yoga pants will appear, steal your hoodie and tell you the best things about Fall."

"A Priest, A Pervert and A Pedophile Walks into a Bar"

"Hate when you wake up & think it's the weekend but then realise death is inevitable eternal emptiness"

"Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn't pay their electric bill either."

"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"

"When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to bury me So they can let me down one last time"