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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean? Root Beer Floats!"
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"Girls always think I'm ugly until they see what's in my bank account Then they think I'm ugly AND poor"
"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""
"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"
"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."
"If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn."
"That awkward moment when your ex is dating someone who looks just like you."
"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."
"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""
"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."