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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary? Shredded tweet."
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"No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married."
"My favorite episode of Friends is the one where blacks mysteriously vanish and unemployed white people find affordable housing in Manhattan."
"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""
"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."
"My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible.. I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch. Anybody got any they wanna share?"
"What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler? Stone Cold Steve Irwin"
"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"
"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."
"Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft."