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Joke of the Day
"What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist."
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"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"
"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."
"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."
"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"
"What do you say to a Jewish New Zealander? Hee brew"
"Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? *sniff* do you smell carrots?"
"A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same time She says, ""Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"""
"""LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME"" - Cleavage"